﻿VMilk at 17¼ cents quart is equivalent to one square meal, plus laxitive; if used unmixed without other food. 
Brainy boys call it “high”—how come harmburger is 30 cents? 
Farmers are still giving it away—nickel a quart… and they do 7/8 of the work. 

Fashionables On Vacation At Saratoga Springs Resort—I’m kind o’ late in imparting this world-shaking information but, then, it’s allright, you see they’re on year-round vacation and have only changed the scene of their pleasures. They want a paperhanger for president sobs to make their “time-out” perpetual—a sergeant from the national guard preferably. Only time they ever eschew these social functions (rest) is when they have a champaign-head and stay home to dish up vituperation to their distraught help—diatribes, I shoulda said. Finnish Minister, now at Newport, might well make note of this resort as a possible future scene for his many capabilities… 
He dined with the Vanderbilts 
Ho hom—I see where, in order to establish a “Christian Front,” many of the big shots are going in for Mural Amourment—theory is good, you can’t fondle and fight at same time. 
Seems to me Salvation Army is slower winning its freedom from Brittain than were the shoeless-Joes of Valley Forge